4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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