Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
