Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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