I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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