Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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