I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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