So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
