please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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