At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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