winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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