A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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