I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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