Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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