she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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