new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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