Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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