I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Randomize
