I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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