I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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