That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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