I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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