the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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