She said her name was "party"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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