I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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