I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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