by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
