The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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