69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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