I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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