Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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