He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
My dad just said "fuck circus"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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