oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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