physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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