every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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