Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
3 2 1 whiskey
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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