Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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