u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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