Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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