So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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