If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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