Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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