yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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