Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you would pick up someone in the library
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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I need you to use more vowels.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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