If i come over, it means nothing
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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