come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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