Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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