Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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