is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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