Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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