jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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