is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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