just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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