I'm really into asian looking animals
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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