this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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