is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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