So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
3 2 1 whiskey
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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