But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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