Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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