Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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