I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Randomize
